Toddlers: when a green plate means the end of the world

Toddlers. Delightful small humans. Some days they just make your heart almost burst from so much love, other days, you want to sign up for a bulk wine home delivery service.

Welcome to the phase of parenting that will make you feel like you’re living with small, drunk, bi-polar pirates… Continue reading

“Fun size” is not fun

Fun size is not funWhat is with the shrinking size of chocolate bars, and more importantly, those little red frogs packed with artificial colours and flavours that I know are probably going to kill me, but I’m addicted to?

I bought a packet of those share packs, the ones with 15 little chocolate bars in them. They claim to be “fun size”. I call bullshit. They are not fun size. Continue reading